Obama Wins Nobel Prize for Doing Nothing

Friday, October 9, 2009

On the tail of the liberal comedy program Saturday Night Live scathingly criticizing Obama for accomplishing nothing so far in office, last night the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to him. The world is still scratching their heads. So far Obama has:

  • Not pulled the US out of Iraq or Afghanistan
  • Not closed Gitmo
  • Not convinced Iran or North Korea to stop building and testing Nuclear weapons
  • Not convinced Israel and Palestine to stop killing each other (or all of the middle east from threatening to destroy Israel, for that matter)
  • Not convinced China to stop killing the protesters of their brutal occupation of Tibet
  • Not convinced Iran to stop torturing and killing the protesters of its rigged election
The only accomplishments Obama has made so far are:
  • Giving terrorists the right not to tell us what plans they have to kill Americans
  • Helping terrorists prepare for interrogations by letting them know just how far DOJ officials can go to extract information
  • Putting DOJ officials under criminal investigation so that no official will ever give advice again on how to keep the country dafe from terrorists
  • Apologizing again and again to America's enemies for protecting our nation's interests and promoting democracy
  • Made good friends with Socialist-Fascist leaders Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez , Moammar Gaddafi, etc.
  • Made our former allies United Kingdom, France, etc. very worried about the future
  • Cancelled the promised missile defense shield, leaving Poland, Ukraine and the Czech Republic wide open to the growing nuclear threat of Iran and Russia.
  • Condemned and raised sanctions against the people of Honduras for throwing out their president when he tried to install himself as "dictator for life."
This should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with the committee that have given the out the following awards:
  • 1994 Peace Prize to the terrorist Yasser Arafat
  • 2002 Peace Prize to Former President Jimmy Carter for his incompetent, anti-Israel work on peace in the middle east
  • 2007 Peace Prize to Al Gore for his allarmist and factually disproven propaganda piece on man-made global warming, "An Inconvenient Truth." (Too bad for him the globe is now cooling)

Britain’s Sky News can only come up the explanation that Obama won the prize for his proximity to the international community's socialist agenda: Obama won the prize for "not being George Bush."

Alfred Nobel (who incidentally was the inventor of dynamite) would be rolling over in his grave knowing the liberal crowd that has taken over distributing his money.

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